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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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