- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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