Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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