- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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