what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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