what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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