- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

u know whats a crime? rape

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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