Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

bangers and mash?

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

the WNBA.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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