- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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