When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

You idiot.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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