Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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your all shit at jokes

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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