What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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