- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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