A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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