Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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