- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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