- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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