- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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