Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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penis

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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