Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Weaner

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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