- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How did the black person die? Of old age

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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