What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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