A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Everybody will die

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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