- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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