- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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