- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A house comes around the corner.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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