What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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