- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Sam Hengal.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

woman's rights

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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