Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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