- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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