Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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