Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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su algato es en fuego

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Adam Chebali is awesome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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