- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

su algato es en fuego

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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