- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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