Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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