- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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