- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And you honored it I see :P

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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