What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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