- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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