- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

why does the man appear fat he is

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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