- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Albert <3 Hunter

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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