- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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