What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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