- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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