- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

- Helen Keller

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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