What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

hi

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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