Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

black people swimming

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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