Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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