What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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think twice or at least think

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Everybody will die

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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