- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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