what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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