Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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