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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What is the difference?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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