- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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