Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Anti Joke

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