An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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