one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Anti Joke

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