What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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