- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Skinny people fart less.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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